Bout

April Showers Bring Sick Powers! S*M*A*S*H Unit vs. Lava City’s Smokin’ Ashes

Sick of all the rain?  Get out of the house and into some action with the Sick Town Derby Dames’ next home bout – April Showers Bring Sick Powers!  Sick Town’s very own S*M*A*S*H Unit will take on Lava City Roller Dolls’ Smokin’ Ashes (from Bend, OR).  Watch as your favorite skaters take on super-human skills – jamming at the speed of light, hitting harder than a freight train, and erupting out of thin air – as they put the POW!, BAM!, WHACK! on the Smokin’ Ashes.

As always, this family-friendly event is brought to you by our sponsors – Ninkasi Brewing, 2 Towns Cider, South Pacific Auto, Holland Chiropractic and Wellness, and many others – and features kids’ half-time events and craft tables, food and beverages, a beer/cider/wine garden, and much more.  Advance tickets are available for $10 (service fee may apply) at The Uprise Skate Shop and Aqua Seafood and Steaks in Corvallis, and The Cash House in Albany, or through your favorite derby dame.  You can also get tickets through Brown Paper Tickets.  Limited tickets will be available at the door for $13; get $1 off at the door with donation of a canned food item.

The ABC House, serving Linn and Benton counties, is the sponsored charity of this event.  April is Child Abuse Awareness month, and the Sick Town Derby Dames are thrilled to do our part to help put an end to child abuse.


Fury in Fall – Season Finale

Our 2011 Season is coming to a close, and this is your last chance to catch the Sick Town Derby Dames’ S*M*A*S*H Unit in action until next year.  The Trampires, a home team of the Dockyard Derby Dames (Tacoma, WA), will be heading down to join us for an action-packed evening of hard hits, fast jamming, and loads of fun.  Our family-friendly bouts always include a kids’ table, food and drink, BEER, a DIY poster table, half-time entertainment, and much more.

Tickets are available in advance for $10:

-The Uprise Skate Shop, 1110 NW Van Buren Ave, Corvallis
-Aqua Seafood Restaurant and Bar, 151 NW Monroe Ave, Corvallis
-The Cash House Pawn Shop, 1250 Ferry St SW, Albany
-From your favorite Sick Town Derby Dame
Or at Brown Paper Tickets

Tickets will also be available at the door for $13


Dis-Orderlies in Medford

This Saturday, our Dis-Orderlies will be traveling to Medford for a rematch against the Sis-Q Rollerz!  If you don’t have plans already, join us for what’s sure to be an intense game.  The Sis-Q Rollerz are in a brand new venue, and would love to debut it with a full crowd.  After the bout, hang around The Venue for the after-party, when TallBoy will be playing for the crowd.

Purchase advance tickets here.


3rd Annual Skatemberfest!!!

That’s right, folks, it’s time once again for our favorite bout of the season…Skatemberfest!  This year, fans get to enjoy watching BOTH of Sick Town’s home teams, the S*M*A*S*H Unit and the Dis-Orderlies.  The action will begin with a 30-minute mini bout, pitting ECRG’s B Team against our Dis-Orderlies.  Then the main event features our S*M*A*S*H Unit taking on the Team WaOr (a mash-up of skaters from Rat City, Emerald City, Rose City, and Team Finland!).

As always, this bout is family-friendly!  We’ll have food, beverages, a beer/wine selection, kids activity table, DIY poster-making, and a suprise half-time.  Tickets are available at Brown Paper Tickets (follow the link at right), The Uprise skate shop (1110 NW Van Buren Ave, Corvallis), and The Cash House (1250 Ferry Rd. SW, Albany).


S*M*A*S*H ‘Em All Derby Brawl

IT’S BOUT TIME!!!  Join us on May 21, 2011 to see our very own S*M*A*S*H Unit take on the 8 Wheel Assassins, the Cherry City Derby Girl’s All-Star team.  As our favorite rivals and close neighbors, the Assassins are sure to bring a fierce game and their own troop of rabid fans.  We expect this bout to sell out, so be sure to get your tickets early – Brown Paper Tickets has ‘em!!!


March Radness

We’d like to give a HUGE “Thank You” to the Flat Track Furies (Emerald City Roller Girls - Eugene, OR) for such a rad time at our 2011 Season Opener!  In a bout exciting to the last jam, the Furies won the night with an 8 point lead. 134-126