Intermediate of the Month – Splash N’ Bash

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Interview by CluckerPunch

CP: What’s your story? How did you end up getting connected with Sick Town?

SB: I had always been curious about derby. I saw a flyer for a bout at Burgerville and decided I wanted to see what it was about. I went and saw the bout and was immediately hooked. I remember thinking that it looks kinda fun and completely insane. That was in November of 2011. I started skating at the New Skater Day after that. I got all my gear in January of 2012.

CP: Do you have a favorite memory or favorite part of being involved with the league?

SB: It’s really exciting to have learned how to skate. I never learned as a kid. It always bugged me that other kids could skate and I couldn’t. I learned to rollerblade a little before I started derby but I could never skate on quads. Just learning how to skate was a huge accomplishment for me. It’s also a fun type of fitness. Skating is fun, roller derby is fun, AND it’s fitness. Fitness on an elliptical….it’s just not the same.

The challenge of always having something new to learn is what keeps me there. There is always something new. As soon as you get one thing figured out, there’s a new skill waiting. It’s great because if you don’t succeed it’s OK because eventually you will and there is always a new challenge waiting. I remember after I had been skating a while it felt SO good to be at the top of the beginner level and then I got to intermediate and was like… HOLY $#!%. It was intimidating and frustrating but that makes it feel that much better when you figure things out. I love the intensity and the challenge of it.

Unexpectedly, I also love the community with derby…I’ve never been on a team sport or in a team situation before but now being in such a diverse group of supportive women is so great. I remember, in particular, when I was a beginner we were doing a weaving pace-line. I was scared to death because I had never done it before and I was still not very confident on my skates. A bunch of the women in the line were cheering me on, telling me I could do it, and I did! I conquered my fear and I did it. That’s a big part of what the roller derby experience is for me.

CP: What’s your guilty pleasure? How do you indulge after a really great workout?

SB: I have always appreciated a hot shower, dry clothes, and a cozy bed. I’ve never appreciated dry clothes quite so much. Sometimes I’m also starving after practice that I eat something huge and then just go to bed I swear, showers and dry clothes were never so good before.

CP: Who’s most likely to come watch you skate? Who will be in the stands cheering you on when you bout?

SB: My husband will definitely be there. My proud mom would be there too if she was in the state. She’s in Arizona. She’s happy I’m having fun but she’s really very worried about it. She’s proud and thinks it’s great but there’s a strong undercurrent of mom worry there. My husband loves it and thinks it’s awesome.

CP: What do you do when you’re not skating?

SB: I love doing anything outside; I love to be by water. I like to find vintage sewing machines and fix them to make them work again. I do crafty stuff from time to time. I‘m also a huge science nerd. There was an article that came out recently talking about the microbes in derby girls. I had read some of the researchers’ articles before and I got really excited when I saw she was a derby girl. I study microbes in the ocean and she studies them in the air but it’s all super interesting. I get excited about microbes and any kind of nerdy science jokes. I also nerd out pretty hard over exceptionally pretty clouds…and rainbows too! I get ridiculously excited about both of those.

Sick Town Feels the Need for Speed

By: uDDer Chaos

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Brick Wallace, Beginner Speed Coach

Sick Town Derby Dames recently expanded its practice schedule to include two weekly Speed Skate Sessions. One for beginners on Friday nights from 5:30 -7:30 taught by Brick Wallace and intermediate/advanced sessions taught by Eric Ohling, Sundays 3:30-5:30.

To be honest when I first heard about this, as a beginning skater, I felt a little intimidated. After all I am just barely able to do 25 laps in 5 minutes without falling. I knew nothing about speed skating beyond what I have seen on television. But I did want to go fast.

It turns out Speed Skate Practice offers so much more than speed to aspiring derby dames and team members. Yes, learning to go fast is part of it but what does that actually mean?

According to the speed skate trainer Brick Wallace, “Speed skating is about getting the foot work of skating down better, it makes skating so much more efficient.” She says, “Speed skating helps skaters be more stable on their skates, learn not to kick back (we call it horse kicking), and be able to spend derby practice learning derby rather than trying to figure out where their feet should be placed.”

During the practices I attended we primarily focused on “skating the track,” crossovers, circle exercises, using your body appropriately, and endurance.

Brick also introduced us to outdoor skating skills on the OSU and 53rd street bike path. This was a great training exercise for league bonding, stability, strength, and endurance. Not to mention a convenient, weather permitting, practice option.

I asked Brick why she liked teaching speed skating and she said, “I want to learn to skate for speed. I can’t do derby anymore because a while back I concussed and then went into a bout too soon and re-concussed. I tried to ignore it for years and it became worse and worse until I just couldn’t deny any longer that I had already done too much permanent damage to myself. I miss competing so much! I miss how hard competition makes me work on my physical conditioning. I would love to compete in speed someday.”

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Eric Ohling, Intermediate/Advanced Speed Coach

Her motivation to expand herself as a skater definitely comes across in her training at the speed skate sessions. She pushes us really hard and gives a lot of very helpful feedback.

The long-term vision for speed skating is to have a nationally competing speed team in the mid-valley, pulling skaters from the derby leagues and the community.

Many people in their 40’s would love to skate for speed, but are not really interested in starting a full contact sport like derby (not to say there is anything at all wrong with starting derby in your 40′s or later, people do it all the time; it’s just not for everyone).

Personally, I love Friday Speed Skate Sessions. It is a great outlet at the end of the long work week to release all of my mental and physical tension. It also allows me the time and instruction needed to improve my skating for derby without having to think about 100 other skills at the same time.

Sometimes skaters from the Candy Stripers join us. It really motivates you to do better when a 14-year-old girl can lap circles around you without breaking a sweat. Speed is awesome!

If you’re interested in joining our speed skating sessions, please visit Facebook and search for our group, Valley Speed at the CDC.

S*M*A*S*H Unit Skater of the Month – Sugar MagRollYa #95

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Interview by: Shankee Doodle #13

SD: Sugar, tell me about yourself:

SM: Almost 36 years ago I was born in a little town called Elkhorn in Wisconsin. My mom named me Megan Nicole. From the get go I loved all animals except I have never been too fond of birds. I have a loving boyfriend, David, and a super awesome dog named Eddie.  I toured with the Grateful Dead and never liked to stay in one place for too long. Now add in my addiction to Roller Derby and you get Sugar MagRollYa.  A favorite Dead tune with a slight derby twist.

SD: You’ve been doing this for a while, Do you have a favorite derby moment?

SM: This one is tough because I have so many great derby moments.  Passing minimum skills and being able to skate with SMASH was huge! My first tournament in Coos Bay was awesome! A sternum block took me off my skates, (totally reconfirmed what my coaches had been telling me since the beginning, “get low”!!) but most of all the greatest thing about derby for me are the fantastic ladies that have become such a big part of my life.

SD: If you could tell our newer girls anything, what would you say?

SM: Stick with it!! Push yourself and you’ll be amazed. Go to as many practices as possible and ALWAYS stretch!!  Don’t be afraid to speak up – ask questions!! And most of all, don’t compare yourself to anyone else. You are unique and amazing and everyone is just as important as anyone else in the league. 

SD: Tell me something about yourself that most people don’t know about you:

SM: My love of playing music. I have played piano since I was 7 or 8 and have been trying to teach myself guitar for years!

SD: What is your favorite movie? Or a movie you can watch on repeat?

SM: Toss up between Journey of Natty Gann or White Fang.  Both are memorized. I love old Hitchcock movies and I’ll admit a fave is The Princess Bride too. Inconceivable!!

SD: Last but not least, tell me the top five things you hate:

SM: 

  • Food left in sink strainer
  • People with huge egos
  • People who don’t use their blinkers
  • Animal Abuse
  • The way I feel right before skating 30 (laps) in 5 (minutes)! But that feeling makes me want to conquer it!

Advanced Skater of the Month – WithA Vengeance #250

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Interview by Blood Stain #.370

BS: What got you into derby?

WV: My first derby experience was in Sacramento, Ca at a bout for the Sac City Rollers. I wanted to join then, but work always prevented me. Shortly after moving to Corvallis last year, I saw a Sick Town Derby Dames poster at a coffee shop. I was super excited so I made my girlfriend go with me to the New Skater Orientation, and I’ve been hooked ever since!

BS: How’d you come up with your derby name?

WV: I’ve always had my eye on being a jammer, and I know with my size, in order to get thru the pack , I will have to skate WithA Vengeance!

BS: Were you nervous before your first scrimmage? 

WV: Beyond nervous! I was  texting DQ (Dylan Quint) to make sure she was going and having mini panic attacks all day! The scrimmage was intense, fast, exhilarating, and a little blurry! Derby Rocks!!

BS: Do you have a goal for the first year in bout pool? 

WV: My goal is to be kicking ass making the B Team successful, and eventually getting drafted to the SMASH UNIT! I’m proud to be part of the Sick Town Derby Dames!

Beginner Skater of the Month – Flu Bayou #927

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Beginner Skater of the Month: Flu Bayou #927

Interview by: Way Laid #22

STATS:

  • From: Hood River, OR
  • Family: 3 children and 5.9 grandchildren
  • Job:  Small Business Owner
  • Hero:  Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
  • Non-derby hobby:  Anything outdoors and Genealogy
  • Joined STDD:  June, 2012
  • Favorite derby position: Pivot
  • Favorite derby skill/drill: Squat pyramids and relays

WL: What made you want to do derby?  

FB: I’ve been interested in derby since seeing my first bout and watching Jell-O wrestling.  It looked like you all were having a great time.  I also embrace the opportunity to meet new people and make new friends.

WL: What would you tell someone if you were trying to get them to do/watch derby?  

FB: Derby is an exhilarating sport to watch, practice and play.  It is truly addicting, even if you’ve never been into sports.  Where else do you get to make friends, take chances, overcome fear, gain self-confidence, hit your friends and skate until you drop all at the same time? The community interaction is awesome.  There are so many opportunities to take part in activities that help raise awareness and/or funds for special projects while promoting Sick Town.

Volunteer of the Month: Jim “MacGroovy” Magruder

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Volunteer of the Month:
Jim “MacGroovy” Magruder
Interview by Meat Candy # 72

MacGroovy has spent the last year making Sick Town look good either
through his photographs or with his mad cage dancing skills. Sick Town
would like to thank MacGroovy for the time and energy he dedicates to our
league.

MC: Tell me about the first time you have heard about Sick Town and what was
your first impression.

JM: Anne and I were at Calapooia Brewery one night, and I noticed a Sick Town
flier on the bar. I remembered TV roller derby from the ’60s and told Anne,
“We’re always looking for something new and fun to do. Let’s go check it
out.” The bout was not today’s usual family friendly event; the announcer
did bumps and grinds in the middle of the track to entertain the audience.
However, the skating was exciting, and I thought it was ready made for a
coffee table photo book.

MC:. You’re planning on writing a book about the league! How it that going?
JM: I’ve spent a year learning to photograph derby, studying the sport and
getting to know Sick Town members. Now, I’ve distributed a questionnaire to
begin gathering information from individual members about their view of
derby. I’ll also be doing in-depth interviews of a cross section of the
membership. I hope by fall to begin planning and writing the book. I’ll
probably produce it as both an e-book and a conventional print version.
MC: What would it have been like to be a fly on the wall when you first
approached Sick Town?

JM:. It would have been a lot like it is now as I’m around bouts, meetings and
events. Most members have become used to me and speak freely when I’m
around. I’m pretty used to women because I have a sister, a daughter and a
wife. However, Sick Town folks still contribute to my on-going education
every once in a while. It’s fun to continue learning. LOL

MC:. You’ve kind of become steeped in Sick Town. You even have your own
Derby name! How is this different from any other projects that you’ve worked on
in the past?

JM: As a newspaper reporter, I always worked at being objective and detached
from the people I was writing about. That isn’t possible this time. I
realized after a few months that I have caught the Sickness and that this
book is coming from my heart, rather than my head. What I want to do now is
to tell outsiders about the amazing people and the amazing sport I’ve become
part of. The book will be a success if outsiders can understand through its
pages what derby is all about and why it is such a compelling sport.

MC: You have been to so many bouts, home and away, as well as other STDD
events spreading the Sickness with your amazing photography. To date, what
has been your favorite event?

JM: Not counting bouts and dancing in the stripper cage at an after party,
RollerCon in Las Vegas and the recent board retreat are the two most
powerful events I’ve experienced. Sharing RollerCon with Sick Town folks,
the knowledge I acquired there and the size of the sport blew me away. At
the board retreat, I saw a group of volunteers come together more positively
and more effectively than at any similar retreat I attended during my years
working for some high-powered, national companies. Any organization with a
board as dedicated and talented as Sick Town’s has a bright, bright future.

Intermediate Skater of the Month – Scarlett Harlett

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Intermediate Skater of the Month: Scarlett Harlett # 711 (AKA: Mama Wolf)

Scarlett is the heart and soul of Sick Town! She volunteers for both Sick Town and Candy Stripers and plays hard to reach her goal of bouting with her team. This girl has so much awesome!

Interview by Meat Candy # 72

MC: Tell me about the first time you saw a Sick Town bout and got the Sickness.

SH: The first bout I saw was early 2010. I was in complete awe of the skaters and the sport. The flash. The camaraderie. The roar of cheering spectators.  At the time, a friend who was skating with Sick Town had been incessantly telling me that derby was a sport made for me and I should give it a shot. I kept blowing the idea off thinking it was an impossible dream. Growing up I was a rink rat, but went for the pinball and boys, not the skating. I had no skills at all, could barely skate and honestly thought I was too heavyset to play. I was fresh out of a divorce and in a dark slump in life. Finally, I gave in to my friend and attended a New Skater Day with the agreement that she would stop bugging me. I suddenly felt this urgency to better myself and being welcomed by such wonderful women thrust me into my first sport. Roller derby. That’s all it took. I was hooked on day one.

MC: How long have you been with the league and what keeps you involved?

SH: I’ve been with Sick Town since November 2011. Derby gives me multiple driving factors for ongoing involvement with the league. First and foremost is being a role model to my daughter. I didn’t have a positive upbringing and when I became pregnant, I swore I would do everything in my power to raise her in a loving, nurturing and supportive atmosphere. I’m showing her that women can be powerful and that you can do anything you put your mind to with dedication and hard work. That you don’t have to be put in this box of what you can and can’t do that society often puts women in.  I’ve found female bonding to be an amazing force and to share it with other women that are passionate about the same thing keeps me involved. Giving back and volunteering for not only the league, but in the community as a whole is humbling.  The physical activity of the sport has become a vital part of why I continue. Yes, we all know it’s healthy for your body, but I found that it made me mentally healthy as well. The rush and accomplishment I feel after a practice makes me feel like Superwoman and that can be quite addicting.

MC: You actively use two different Derby names, tell me about that.

SH: One great thing about derby is the opportunity to take on a different “persona”. You can create this alter ego that’s an extension of you. As a STDD skater, I am Scarlett Harlett. Flirty, feisty and a tad foul. A couple months after I started with the league, The Candy Stripers was born. I immediately offered it up to my daughter and became active in the Jr. derby league. I didn’t feel it was appropriate for 10 yr. old girls to know the persona of Scarlett Harlett. Another extension of me is the role of mom. I love kids and feel a sense of needing to protect them, guide them and be encouraging. My daughter had decided on her derby name which was “Littlewolf” (she has now changed it to “Lonerwolf”) One day at practice, the Vice President and a coach to the Candy Stripers, Jollie Knock-hers had called me “Mama Wolf”. It just stuck with me. The Candy Stripers started calling me Mama Wolf and thus began my second person

MC: Candy stripers have been a part of Sick Town for a year now. What has been your involvement with its beginnings up to now?

SH: At first I was just a proud mom watching from off the track. Sharing a sport with my daughter was helping us grow closer. Then I started jumping in and just helping girls with loose wheels, tightening toe stops and running ice packs to injured girls. A volunteer position was offered to me shortly after. I became the “Dues Mama”. I collected and kept track of the monthly dues. After that my involvement snowballed into becoming the secretary/treasurer/dues collector and one of several trainers for the Candy Stripers. The help was needed and I was invested in making a difference in the league not just because my daughter is involved, but for the love I had developed for all the Candy Stripers. I’ve watched them from the beginning and witnessed the transformation in them that mirrors the growth I’ve personally experienced. I’m very proud to play a pivotal role in the growth of the league and being a role model to young girls. I look back and really wish I had someone like that in my life as a kid.

MC: What are Scarlet’s plans for this coming year and how are Mama Wolf’s plans different.

SH: Scarlett has her eyes dead set on skating in her first bout by this time next year. I’m stepping my game up and giving in to this hunger I’ve had to actually be on the track and play the game, not just practice it. My plans are more physically based and growing into a recognized powerhouse on the track. I’m driven to become the best skater I can be and give back to the ladies who have helped me in this journey. Scarlett’s personal evolution will trickle down to the Candy Stripers. The more Scarlett grows in derby allows Mama Wolf to grow with the Candy Stripers. While I do train them on my skates, my involvement with the Stripers is more leadership based. I want to continue learning the logistics of running a roller derby league and all its paperwork. More importantly, my plans for the Stripers are to continue what I’m already doing. Being present and accountable. Being there for them as someone they can trust and ask questions. Not just for derby but in life in general. Being a positive influence that is lacking for young girls these days.

 

Sick Town Newsletter

It is our mission to spread The Sickness as far and wide as we possibly can.  To aid in this effort, we present to you the Sick Town Newsletter!  Our goal is to bring you a quarterly update on our skaters, our teams, our public events, and tons more good stuff.  The first copy is available as a PDF download; click the link below!  If you’d like to sign up for the newsletter mailing list, please e-mail sicktownnewsletter@gmail.com

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Red Dress Party 2013

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Every year, our very own HotBoxxx hosts what is arguably Corvallis’ best house party of the year.  Attendees, no matter their gender, age, etc., are required to wear a red dress.  A handful of talented DJs demonstrate their skills on up to three different stages while hundreds (yes, hundreds) of people dance the night away, fire dancers wow a crowd outside, and an endless string of taxis carry off revelers late into the night.

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Since Sick Town’s inception, we have provided a corps of volunteers to prep HotBoxxx’s house with strings of red lights, black-light bulbs, miles of crepe paper, and as much red as possible on any available surface.  And, of course, GLITTER!!!  The party has become a fund-raiser for our league, and we look forward to it all year long.

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But, HotBoxxx has neighbors (very generous, tolerant neighbors).  And the event, previously by word-of-mouth invite, has gotten a little too large for a house party.  So this year, the famous Red Dress Party is moving to SubZero in downtown Corvallis.  Come join us for awesome music, great drinks, and all the dancing you can handle!

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  • Saturday, February 16, 9:00pm until the bar shuts down
  • SubZero – 126 SW 4th Street, Corvallis
  • Cover at the door:
    • If you’re in a red dress – $10
    • If you’re not in a red dress – $15, and we put you in a loaner dress!
  • Must be 21+ years old

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Polar Plunge 2013 was a magical success!

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The Polar Plunge is always such a fun event, and this year was no exception!  Sick Town put together a group dubbed “Team Magic” – a gathering of magical wizards, mythical beasts, and the stuff of legends!  Last year, we won the “Best Costume” award; however, this year, those sneaky law enforcement officers won with a reproduction of the cast of The Wizard of Oz, complete with kids dressed as flying monkeys.  You just can’t beat kids in costume!  We were a solid second.

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We had a really strong showing with our newest skaters and league members, and we hope they know how much we appreciate their participation!  Our mermaids had no problem with the frigid Willamette…

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but our unicorn was a bit blue after her dip!

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Despite the outcome of the costume contest, the real winner is, of course, Special Olympics of Oregon.  With the money raised at the plunge, “Special Olympics Oregon [provides] year-round sports training and athletic competition in a variety of Olympic-type sports for children and adults with intellectual disabilities, giving them continuing opportunities to develop physical fitness, demonstrate courage, experience joy, and participate in a sharing of gifts, skills, and friendship with their families, other Special Olympics athletes, and the community.”  We can’t wait for next year!