The S*M*A*S*H Unit is the Sick Town Derby Dames’ all-star travel team. This elite corps of special fighters has all the tools and weapons necessary to engage in a wide range of strategic and combat operations. Our mission – TOTAL VICTORY!!!
The S*M*A*S*H Unit formed in 2009 as a means of defense against the encroaching threat of mediocre derby. To protect our fans against the scourge of yet another boring sporting event, our skaters committed to honing our skills to the highest caliber. Each and every skirmish promises to bring an exciting fight to the finish, featuring hard hits, fast feet, and impressive strategy.
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- Blood Stain, .370
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- Land Tuna, 02
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- Frankie Stein, 03
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- Van Slam, C4
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- Artic Wolfsbane, 08
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- Syd Rock, 11
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- Shankee Doodle, 13
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- ILL-NINJA, 15
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- HotBoxxx, 42
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- Miss Kitty la Rue, AK-47
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- Rollin’ Rebel, 50
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- CosMo Pain, 79
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- Stitches N Bones, 83
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- Sinister SnOman, 88
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- Swagger Jackie, 94
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- Wilde Hysteria, 258
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- CruelAnne Unusual, 333
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- PainCake, 451
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- Dylan Quint, 889
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- Chelle F.U. Up, 1010
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- Pwnface Killa, 1337